Aitah if I divorce my husband for not wiping his butt?

Yep this is pretty much the title. My husband recently started saying that he is not going to wipe his butt anymore after using the restroom. He got into his head that alpha males do not wipe therefore he no longer is doing it. He has been ( for the past two days) been walking around everywhere we going telling guys “Alphas don’t wipe”. He is very serious about not wiping and he is not listening to reasoning, I don’t know what to do and I fear that this might be the start of the end of our marriage. How do I convince him to wipe!